As inspired by this hilarious post of kindergarten thanksgiving recipes:

Naturally I had to check in with my own kindergartner on how to prepare the holiday meal.

Here is how to make Thanksgiving, according to Sander.

How to make Thanksgiving according to Stirling.

You first need lots of pies. 12 pies. They need to be raspberry, pumpkin, strawberry, strawberry pecan, and BLUEBERRY.

Then you have turkey steaks and rolls and sprite and CAFFEINE! for grown ups. I can’t wait to have caffeine when I’m growed up!

To make rolls, you need bread. That’s it.

Then you need pretzel salad. To make pretzel salad, you get 3 gallons of pretzels. Then you crush them. That’s it.

And for cranberry sauce you get cranberries and squish them.

That’s it!

Can’t wait to plow through 3 gallons of pretzels this weekend! 🤣