Look. I tried to be responsible after updating that last post twenty seconds ago. But why do when you can don’t?!

imma do what I do best and BLOG AND GUZZLE BLACK COFFEE WHILE AVOIDING IMPORTANT TASKSSSS.

Anyway. I need everyone to take their excitement down a notch. Because it’s time for the hOnOrABle MeNtiOnS of April 20244444444.

The hens had their daily coven meeting.

Don’t trust them if they try to sell you “eggs”.

Chloe helped me scrapbook like the old ladies we are.

She is l a r g e

Took Sander and the girl I babysit to feed the ducks. We had a grand time, until the bastard geese came over and hissed at the kids 😦

My bestie’s baby got baptized!

Finally introduced the kids to Frostys and Fries™️

Oh this is a fun day. Our SUV finally caught onto the fact that it is ANCIENT and REALLY SHOULD’VE RETIRED BY NOW BUT IN THIS ECONOMY? UGH.

After years of zero maintenance issues, it’s been crashing every month with some massive meltdown.

But it’s fine because public transit is a fun way to keep kids busy for an afternoon ☺️ Sander looks somber but this was honestly the highlight of his life.

Spring is in full swing.

And it’s already starting to feel HOT! Worried about what type of summer awaits us 😬

Sander found a better use for his farm silo toy:

Yup. Those are real eggs in there. Honestly it’s genius.

Arrow and Archer had their final piano recital of the season!

We celebrated with ice cream afterwards 🙂

And finally, the theme of this blog:

WHEE 😀

I need more coffee.