Ladies & gents of the press, I present you Archer Jacobs, at the mature age of 4 years, and his answers to 14 of life’s most grueling questions.

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1. If you won a million dollars, what would you buy? Cotton candy!!

2. How long does it take to get to the beach? One day.

3. What job would you like to do when you grow up? GROWN UPS DON’T DO DINNER JOBS. THEY ONLY MAKE THE DINNER.

4. Who is the strongest person you know? Daddy?

5. Where do babies come from? Tummies!

6. At what age do you become a grownup? 100.

7. What would you do if you couldn’t find your underwear? I would be sneaky and wear my pants without any underwear on!

8. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Macaroni and cheese! With hot dogs!

9. How much does it cost to buy a house? $100!

10. What’s your favorite song to dance to? It’s a dinosaur song. It’s about dinosaurs. It’s called… Dino.

11. What is your favorite game to play? Life! Remember, Mama? We got out the board and played it. It’s so much fun. [[I just threw it in the dumpster yesterday]]

12. What’s your favorite color? Green and blue and pink and yellow! Because lava can be orange and yellow.

13. Where do you want to live when you grow up? At Auntie Cami’s house so I can watch a show.

14. What year is it? ValemtimesDayWinterFebruary

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