Last night, Taylor had Arrow play with Sander while he made up dinner.

He noticed it was quiet upstairs, but frankly, at that time of the day, kids are welcome to do whatever they want, save join the ranks of the Illuminati or other unethical hazing rituals.

When Taylor called the family in for dinner, he was greeted with this sight of a fashionable icon.

What’s this under his cap? Why, hair ties are SO last season

Sander was pleased only in the way a younger sibling gets attention from the oldest sibling. Typically, he rejects my attempts to dress him in scarves and neckties. But Arrow has a special touch of authority not even her parents can muster!

Come to think of it, this is suspiciously similar to a hazing ritual.

On account of the adorableness, we’ll let this initiation slide.