There was this silly quiz on Facebook that I also coerced Taylor into participating. I usually scroll right past these things, but this one had potential for greatness.

Questions about your wife, as answered by Taylor

1. What is something your wife always says to you? – “No.”    C: I don’t say that.    T: Yes you do. Do you want to get up? No. Come on! No. Do you want to have fun? No.

2. What makes your wife happy? – Ice cream and chocolate.

3. What makes your wife sad? – No ice cream or no chocolate.

4. How does your wife make you laugh? – She has a good wit and says funny things at the right time when I’m not expecting it.

5. What was your wife like as a child? – She had a bowl cut.

6. How old is your wife? – Just little.

7. How tall is your wife? – 5’4” (Not true)

8. What is her favorite thing to do? – Eat ice cream or chocolate.

9. What does your wife do when you’re not around? – Reads a book, but she does it when I’m around too.    C:You’re a neglected husband.

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for? – Filmmaking.

11. What is your wife really good at? – Kissing.

12. What is your wife not very good at? – Staying silent.

13. What does your wife do for a job? – Sleep isn’t the right term, but I think it comes close.

14.What is your wife’s favorite food? – Sleep.

15.What makes you proud of your wife? – Her hot body. Just kidding. That she is willing to work through the hard stuff, even when it’s really hard.

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be? – Moses

17. What do you and your wife do together? – Eat chocolate death ice cream from Dairy Queen.

18.How are you and your wife the same?- We both have hot bodies. Just kidding, but not really. It’s not my serious answer. Um, we both like adventure and being good to people.

19. How are you and your wife different? – We’re practically twins. She’s a girl and I’m a boy.

20. How do you know your wife loves you? – She loves my jokes. Just kidding. She gives me very sincere compliments.

21. What does your wife like most about you? – My hot body

22. Where is your wife’s favorite place to go? – Didney World.      C: Is that your serious answer?      T: No.

Questions about your husband, as answered by me.

1. What is something your husband always says to you? – “Come on Chaun, time to wake up!”

2. What makes your husband happy? -When I don’t bug him while he’s playing Pokemon games. Also, Arrow

3. What makes your husband sad? -When he doesn’t get, huh, do you get sad Taylor?

4. How does your husband make you laugh? – When we play competitively against each other

5. What was your husband like as a child? – The worm-eating, wear-fake-wigs to-school kind of child

6. How old is your husband? – Like so old

7. How tall is your husband? – Meheh short, probably 5’10”

8. What is his favorite thing to do? – Spend time with his family and eat food made by his mom

9. What does your husband do when you’re not around? – Edits videos, probably has a secret treat stash somewhere, probably eats rice

10. If your husband becomes famous, what will it be for? – Either his compassion towards people or for developing something super cool sci-fi worthy or a story writer

11. What is your husband really good at? – Inventing new recipes. Also making his baby laugh

12. What is your husband not very good at? – Making delicious recipes. Totally kidding! Not being grumpy when he wakes up in the morning

13. What does your husband do for a job? – Uh

14.What is your husbands favorite food? – Chips and salsa!

15.What makes you proud of your husband? – That he is such a diligent and honest person, that he loves God and always puts his family first

16. If your husband were a character, who would he be? – Stephen Meek from studio c

17. What do you and your husband do together? – We walk together. Yeah

18. How are you and your husband the same?- We like to get our ways

19. How are you and your husband different? – Taylor never loses his patience or temper (he laughed out loud at this one).

20. How do you know your husband loves you? – He performs acts of service for me a lot

21. What does your husband like most about you? – Loyalty

22. Where is your husbands favorite place to go? -Russia. Just kidding. Oregon or his parents house